sympathy

If I think someone is pooping in the stall next to me, and I can tell they are trying to cover it up with various commotion such as excessive toilet paper pulling or premature flushes, I make sure to make a lot of noise on my way out, i.e. pumping the paper towel dispenser loudly and repeatedly and running the water for a long time. In Japan they supposedly have machines that play music in the stall if you feed it quarters. Personally, I plan to start carrying a mini boom box that plays Kiss From A Rose by Seal on repeat as I do my business.