sneezing

Is maybe the worst possible thing in the whole world when it happens 20 times consecutively in a quiet design class during critique.

What's worse, I think it's an allergic reaction to my new(and far to expensive) perfume.

Maybe I'm getting swine flu. Or maybe all the demons are leaving my body? No one said bless you, so I guess I'm doomed.

When I offered up my opinion on a poster being presented, my snotty voice made it sound like:

I thwink thibs ibs talding adout a pobarized ibbue

This morning, my white linen dress still smelled like sunscreen and the ocean. I'm never washing it again.

Lastly, I'm not going to geology today because it is on the hill and I will sneeze the whole time.