My boyfriend is currently walking around campus with a tee shirt proudly displaying a menagerie of parrots, jungle animals, bunnies, and ferrets. Should I be embarrassed or proud?

I can no longer look at pictures of basset hounds....My vision gets blurry and I think I start to drool...as I roll around in fits of cutesy gurgling noises

I am sick , and so help me, if I get mono again, I'm going to run around kissing everyone on campus until I re-infect the asshole that keeps giving me this disease