BOH

Dear Band of Horses,

Many other sentimental, poetic 20 somethings will claim to love you as much as I do. But they are lying. To you, and to themselves. It is sad really....do not be swayed by their flippant displays of affection. They will forget about you when the new Mumford and Sons album comes out(and for the record I don't give a shit about Mumford and Sons). But I, I will offer my uterus up for your use. Yes, that is right. I will bear your beautiful--and hopefully fully bearded upon birth--children. You said it best: " No one's gonna love you more than I do." And they won't,EVER.


Love Always and Obsessively,

Paige