assholes.

Dear Red Mazda,license plate 482-DDB,

I know that to brainless blonde bitches, it's probably really hilarious to intentionally run someone off the road. It  won't be so funny when I report you to the police and you will have to sacrifice all that money you would've spent paying for boxed wine and flavored condoms to pay for the fatass fine they're going to give you.

Love,

Paige