To the person who has been calling line 1 for the past three hours,
I know you must have a REALLY important question. I bet you think I know a lot about sports and can give you some really witty, sage advice about your favorite team's offensive line. Maybe you are calling to report that there was 15 seconds of dead air 30 minutes ago. I must now tell you that I don't even know which teams are playing in this game I'm currently running the board for. I must also tell you that the dead air was not a technical difficulty, but a miscalculation of time needed to go downstairs for a snickers bar. In summation: please cease your incessant calling, the green blinky light is a very annoying periferal distraction.
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