beautiful.

"You'll never be done. What matters is when and where and how and why you abandon your project."

-Evan Meaney

wardrobe malfunction:presentation day

Sara: Your outfit says "I'm professional." while your toenails say "SPRING BREAK!!!!!!"


I repainted them from hot pink to mint green. I don't really know if this was a step toward professionalism or not, but having my professor catch me painting my toenails at my desk definitely wasn't.

stress.

Me: Brooke, we should do drugs today.
Jaclyn: We should do drugs every day.
Brooke: All day urr day.

A viable solution to all my problems.

cupcakes

The truth about my recent bout of cupcake obsession is: It is an easy and delicious way to not think about anything except for things like sugar, flour, and buttercream. If I think about these things I can't think about not living up to everyone's expectations, or more precisely, my own.



Also, I can choose who eats my cupcakes. And nobody who sucks will be getting any. I guess it's only punishment for people that like cupcakes. I don't think I would like anyone that doesn't like cupcakes. If you are reading this, and you don't like cupcakes, gtfo of my blog, srsly.

ethnic

a running list of accents my mom attempts to master when referencing conversations with her multi-cultural co-workers :

Slovakian
South African
German
Asian

It's really hilarious in a very painful sort of way.

teal

Me: What would you think if someone named their kid Teal?
Ma: I think that'd be like if they named them Trey.
Me:...what?
Ma: Oh, you know..
Me: No...I don't.

hypertext narrative

 Spectrum: A Hypertext Narrative by Paige Berry

So, I coded/wrote a hypertext narrative. Which is why it's pretty bare bones as far as the aesthetics. First you may want to look up what a hypertext narrative is because I don't feel like I can adequately explain it. Basically it's a narrative which has no middle, and no end, like a choose your own adventure. However, mine happens to be pretty linear due to the nature of a timeline.. It's about time, memory, and perception. Enjoy, and feel free to ask questions.