auditory

I like the way my heels thud when I cross the linoleum so that I can hear it in my brain. I like the way when I eat frosted flakes I can't hear anything else but my own crunching.

side note

I LOVE MY NEW APARTMENT. Zero Mary. Zero mold. 100 percent satisfaction.

anecdote

I call this "Psuedo Artsy Sorority Bitch Part 252,670"

scenario:

- email sheet is being passed around my painting class(that I didn't end of being able to add"

-girl next to me with a weird accent and a mom haircut/sweater hands me the sheet and holds out a pen

-I reach for the pen

-pseudo artsy sorority bitch: " UM that's MY pen"

-me:....Oh....sorry.....

-psuedo artsy sorority bitch: "I mean...you can use it if you want...."

-me:uh....no thanks.

i got

one of these!!!!!!!

I need to go to mommies of puppies school or something because I have zero clue how to train this dog!

one of these

I am

going to look at rings today. No, I am nowhere near ready for proposal or marriage. I am stupid, and girly, and want to have thousands of dollars encrusting my finger, if only for just a few minutes.

favorite gifts

in order of favor:

1.Remembering the magnitude of God's goodness

2. Family/Friends/Micah/seeing their faces when opening presents

3.Canon Rebel + Diana Lomography Camera (that's right...I pretty much shit a brick)

4. plentiful Forever21 gift cards

5.adorably mushy photos taken of me and meekuh

As an added bonus I received an added 100 lbs to my thighs thanks to my mom's ballin fudge.

Merry (late) Christmas!

ho ho ho, part 1

I slept through almost all of the gift opening at my grandmothers house. I mean, I was there, but in the midst of 6 screaming children and many wads of paper being thrown at my face, I still somehow was dead to the world. Thanks retail! Excited for tomorrow!